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PostSubject: Post your favorite jokes   Post your favorite jokes EmptyWed Apr 15, 2009 1:39 pm

Post your favorite jokes here please do not do any racist or sexual jokes please if u do it will be deleted

thx so get posting Very Happy Very Happy Hippo
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PostSubject: Re: Post your favorite jokes   Post your favorite jokes EmptyWed Apr 15, 2009 8:52 pm

Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year and every year Morris would say, "Esther, I'd like to ride in that airplane."

Esther always replied, "I know Morris, but that airplane ride costs 50 dollars, and 50 dollars is 50 dollars."

One year Morris and Esther went to the fair and Morris said, "Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that airplane I might never get another chance."

Esther replied, "Morris, that airplane ride costs 50 dollars, and 50
dollars is 50 dollars."

The pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal. I'll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one word, I won't charge you; but if you say one word it's 50 dollars."

Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word was heard. He did all his tricks over again, but still not a word.

When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, "By golly,I did everything I could think of to get you to yell out, but you didn't."

Morris replied, "Well, I was gonna say something when Esther fell out, but 50 dollars is 50 dollars."

haha i love this joke:)
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PostSubject: Re: Post your favorite jokes   Post your favorite jokes EmptyWed Apr 15, 2009 9:11 pm

lol thats funny
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PostSubject: Re: Post your favorite jokes   Post your favorite jokes EmptyWed Apr 15, 2009 9:35 pm

i have more if you wnt me to post them:) heres another

Ok there was this blonde who texted all the time so one day she texted her friend "Why is he ugly",she asked
her friend responded"idk"
the blonde texted back "what does idk mean"?
her friend replied "i dont know"
the blonde said "alright ill ask some one else".
So the blonde texted another friend "what does idk mean?"
her friend replied " i dont know"
the blonde said it again"alright ill ask some one else"

So the blonde texted some one else and ask it again
"What does idk mean?"
her friend replied "i dont know"
the blonde finally gave up and said "OMG nobody knows!!!!!"


hahaha im makin fun of myself cuz im a blonde:) oh well
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PostSubject: Re: Post your favorite jokes   Post your favorite jokes EmptyThu Apr 16, 2009 12:49 pm

lol another funny 1
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PostSubject: Re: Post your favorite jokes   Post your favorite jokes EmptyThu Apr 16, 2009 5:14 pm

What is the most musical part of a chicken? A drum stick. Hippo Hippo Hippo boom dom chick Very Happy Hippo lol! Razz


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PostSubject: Re: Post your favorite jokes   Post your favorite jokes EmptyThu Apr 16, 2009 5:17 pm

lol
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